THE DEAL
yo! i'm theodore and i make weird crochet stuff that probably shouldn't exist but does anyway.
think punk rock meets yarn - plushies with attitude, hats that make people stare, and random objects that make you go "wait, someone crocheted THAT?"
everything's handmade in my apartment while designing minecraft worlds in my head. no two pieces are the same because honestly, consistency is overrated.
COMING EVENTUALLY
ONLINE STORE: gonna sell the weird stuff i make. plushies, hats, whatever comes out of my brain at 2am.
PATTERNS: if you want to make your own chaos, i'll share how. step-by-step guides for fellow yarn addicts.
NO COMMISSIONS RN: not taking custom orders yet. too busy making random stuff and seeing what happens.
STUFF I'VE MADE
here's some of the cool stuff from my workspace:
🦊 fox hat
for your head adventures
🦋 moth friend
delicate chaos vibes
🍓 fruit turtles
strawberry & blueberry guys
🧩 patchbunny
colorful chaos creature
🎮 piranha plant hat
mario ref for your dome
🦝 the opossum
the main character